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Ep. 0 - Camera Guy? Really Excited To Meet Him (Trailer)

Join 3.5 creative writers as they discuss the 2008 "exclusive" iTunes clip from the first Twilight movie.

Ep. 1 - Vampires Are Notoriously Soggy (Chapters 1 & 2)

Join 3.5 creative writers as they take that slow dive into the world of Twilight with the first two chapters.

Ep. 2 - Bella Is Clumsy Jesus (Chapters 3 & 4)

The team discusses the third and fourth chapters and wonder why the story didn't start here.

Ep. 3 - This Nurse Is A Tethered Old Bus Stop Sign (Chapter 5)

While discussing the fifth chapter of Twilight, Team Fever Dream realizes that Stephanie Meyer doesn't trust her audience... or herself.

Ep. 4 - What Are You Doing Just Typing Vampire? (Chapters 6 & 7)

Team Fever Dream catch a glimpse of good writing in chapter 6 and lose it just as quickly in chapter 7.

Ep. 5 - Have A Date Ya Dingus (Chapters 8 & 9)

The group comes to a consensus: there is not enough murder in Twilight.

Ep. 6 - Go Ahead, Tell Her I'm a Century (Chapters 10 & 11)

When the gang realizes Chapter 10 is a re-run of previous chapters, things go off the rails.

Ep. 7 - You Wanna Put Your Murderer At Ease (Chapters 12 & 13)

Team Fever Dream covers the scene that inspired the saga.

Ep. 8 - I Just Care About Quizilla (Chapters 14 & 15)

The gang discusses the vampire chapter of the Birds and the Bees for the first time. Don't worry, it won't be the last.

Ep. 9 - Lives Can Wait for Baseball (Chapters 16 & 17)

Edward spoon-feeds the gang Carlisle's backstory and introduces everyone to Vampire's favorite pastime.

Ep. 10 - Paper Kills Vampire (Chapters 18 & 19)

The gang agrees that the plot finally shows up but adds nothing of value.

Ep. 11 - No Breadcrumbs, Entire Baguettes (Chapters 20 & 21)

Two vampires are traveling to Arizona. If one is traveling by car and the other is traveling by plane, who gets first dibs on Bella?

Ep. 12 - Twilight is Arguably More Sexual than Gilmore Girls (Chapters 22 & 23)

We're given off-screen deaths, surface-level backstories, and more questions than answers. Twilight is nothing if not missed potential.

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